princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

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What have I gotten myself into

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get-you-wet:

the key to a girl’s heart is to make her laugh & make her cum

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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability, via paintmeperfectt)

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